10 New Additions To Trump's Presidential Fitness Test

President Donald Trump announced this week that he was reinstating the Presidential Fitness Test to evaluate the physical health of America's public school students. To prepare the nation's youth, the White House has released the following list of updated physical challenges: 1. Bullet Dodging: An essential life skill for the modern era, especially if you aspire to run for office as a Republican. 2. The Alternating YMCA Double-Fist Pump: The kids learn exercise and the greatest dance ever invented. 3. Strait of Hormuz Swim: Extra credit given out for anyone who finds a mine. 4. Big Mac Curls: One 7.6-ounce...