West Coast, Messed Coast™ Hosts World Cup, and Fans From Third World Feel Right at Home!

Welcome football fans and welcome to the third world! Maybe not the U.S. as much, but el mundo is watching the World Cup, and those fans from el tercer mundo are probably thinking, as they take in the sights of Los Angeles, San Francisco, and Seattle, "Damn, what a s**thole country this is." And they'd be right. about the Golden Gate Bridge, when they finish painting it, they have to start over again. The U.S. plays Paraguay tonight at SoFi Stadium, where no flights or drones are allowed in the airspace over the stadium, and blocks around the area are...